Our New Song! Don’t Touch My Hair

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Posted by newton | Posted in Podcast | Posted on 16-10-2010

Don’t Touch My Hair Release

Well-a here I am in Allston
It is just outside of Boston and I’m feeling low
At the beach I watched a plover
Then the wind blew my comb over way down below
When that happens my good looks are deceased
So I gotta rummage ‘round this old RV for my hair piece

Don’t touch my hair
It’s ugly if it blows off
Don’t touch my hair
I’ll never get it pretty
Don’t touch my hair
Glue is too expensive
Don’t touch my hair
I hate to have to yell

One
Two
We like the sticky glue!

Here I am in Allston
It is just outside of Boston and, bro, it is real jive
[spoken]And my stupid husband forgot to write the rest of this lyric but he says it ends in [sung] beehive
When that happens, I need a shot of whiskey and a cig
And I gotta rummage ‘round this old RV to find my wig

Don’t touch my hair
It’s ugly if it blows off
Don’t touch my hair
I’ll never get it pretty
Don’t touch my hair
Glue is too expensive
Don’t touch my hair
I hate to have to yell

One
Two

We like the sticky glue!

Some of us ain’t born
With lovely curly locks.
Some of us need a little aid
Some of us are blessed in
Other parts of our own lives
But our heads are universes
Helped but not God made

Don’t touch my hair
It’s ugly if it blows off
Don’t touch my hair
I’ll never get it pretty
Don’t touch my hair
Glue is too expensive
Don’t touch my hair
I hate to have to yell

One
Two
We like the sticky glue!

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