Jawin’ With…Zaney Nicko!

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Posted by newton | Posted in Nick Zaino, Podcast, Zaney Nicko | Posted on 05-11-2010

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I’m guessing that Zaney Nicko is just pen name but it’s a real good ‘un for someone who writes about comedy cuz it’s SOUNDS like he’s funny before he even opens his mouth!

Mr. Nicko is a big-time writer (I think he said he writes the AOL website including the “you got mail” thing) so he’s a pretty big deal!

NASHVILLE HERE WE COME! THE SALTWATER EXPRESS AIN’T SLOWING DOWN FOR NOTHING!

Jawin’ With…Zaney Nicko!

Jawin’ With…The Donkey Brothers

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Posted by newton | Posted in Podcast, The Donkey Brothers | Posted on 27-10-2010

Certain people gotta certain habit of booking certain types of certain bands without consulting certain artistes that their supposed to certainly be representing.  Precious and I didn’t even know these boys was gonna be on our show until they showed up at Chastity’s doorstep. We done the best we could with ’em but not only did they almost break our microphone but they was using words like…well…this is a family website and I ain’t gonna repeat ’em.

The Donkey Brothers Interview

The Donkey Brothers

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Posted by newton | Posted in Podcast, The Donkey Brothers | Posted on 27-10-2010

Certain people gotta certain habit of booking certain types of certain bands without consulting certain artistes that their supposed to certainly be representing.  Precious and I didn’t even know these boys was gonna be on our show until they showed up at Chastity’s doorstep. We done the best we could with ’em but not only did they almost break our microphone but they was using words like…well…this is a family website and I ain’t gonna repeat ’em.

The Donkey Brothers Interview

Our New Song! Don’t Touch My Hair

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Posted by newton | Posted in Podcast | Posted on 16-10-2010

Don’t Touch My Hair Release

Well-a here I am in Allston
It is just outside of Boston and I’m feeling low
At the beach I watched a plover
Then the wind blew my comb over way down below
When that happens my good looks are deceased
So I gotta rummage ‘round this old RV for my hair piece

Don’t touch my hair
It’s ugly if it blows off
Don’t touch my hair
I’ll never get it pretty
Don’t touch my hair
Glue is too expensive
Don’t touch my hair
I hate to have to yell

One
Two
We like the sticky glue!

Here I am in Allston
It is just outside of Boston and, bro, it is real jive
[spoken]And my stupid husband forgot to write the rest of this lyric but he says it ends in [sung] beehive
When that happens, I need a shot of whiskey and a cig
And I gotta rummage ‘round this old RV to find my wig

Don’t touch my hair
It’s ugly if it blows off
Don’t touch my hair
I’ll never get it pretty
Don’t touch my hair
Glue is too expensive
Don’t touch my hair
I hate to have to yell

One
Two

We like the sticky glue!

Some of us ain’t born
With lovely curly locks.
Some of us need a little aid
Some of us are blessed in
Other parts of our own lives
But our heads are universes
Helped but not God made

Don’t touch my hair
It’s ugly if it blows off
Don’t touch my hair
I’ll never get it pretty
Don’t touch my hair
Glue is too expensive
Don’t touch my hair
I hate to have to yell

One
Two
We like the sticky glue!

Jawin’ With…Mr. Anderson Comedy

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Posted by newton | Posted in Anderson Comedy, Podcast, Rob Crean, Stardom! | Posted on 03-10-2010

Precious and I had a chance to have a jaw with Mr. Anderson Comedy (a pretty dumb name if you ask me) who’s gonna be having us over at Great Scott on November 5th. I think he kinda looked like one of them hobbit guys but Precious said he was more a furry woodland creature. Either way, he spoke English and was a real nice guy!

Talkin’ With…Mr. Anderson Comedy

Howdy Everybody!

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Posted by newton | Posted in Stardom! | Posted on 20-09-2010

It’s Newton, here! We on the World Web Wide on the AOL!  Me an Precious is learning how to be “hackers”! Stay tuned or we’ll  make your car turn on all by itself!

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